Wednesday, March 9, 2005

when i have a brand new hairdo,
with my eyelashes all in curls.
i float as the clouds on air do,
i enjoy being a girl!

when men say i'm cute and funny,
and my teeth aren't teeth but pearls.
i just lap it up like honey,
i enjoy being a girl!

i flip when a fella sends me flowers,
i drool over dresses made of lace!
i talk on the telephone for hours,
with a pound and a half of cream upon my face.

i'm strictly a female female (damn right)
and my future i hope will be
in the home of a brave and free male
who'll enjoy
being a guy,
having a girl,
like
me!

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