A MAJOR MOMENT.
Okay for the most part I know she loves me and I'm vaguely significant in her life but this is one of those times I can't be so sure. And this certainly explains why yesterday at breakfast my totally not forward-thinking Dad asked what I wanted to do for my birthday. YUP OKAY. MAYBE I REALLY HAVE BEEN AWAY TOO LONG.
"Eh you scratched the car is it oh and here's a thumb drive of bossa nova music my tour leader gave me and hmm since it's your birthday tomorrow..."
"Yes I did oh wow that's high tech and huh.. Whose birthday is it tomorrow?"
"MY BIRTHDAY IS NEXT MONTH MOM. IT'S IN MAY. YOU BIRTHED ME. IT'S EVEN IN MY NAME!!!!!"
"OH!!!! I knew it was the 22nd.......... EH AIYA IT'S THE LACK OF SLEEP I TELL YOU........." *retreats slowly and closes door*