And let me just say I've also found the reason I now only dress in monochromatic colors. I must have completely exhausted my usage of colorful, borderline visual assaultive clothing in my younger days.
Case in point.
bowl cut, check. choppy fringe, check.
let's get chummy!
wait wait no waaaiiit you're getting too close!!!!
3 words bro: personal space issues.
ahh.. see how this works for both of us?
And then my favorite....
PS. We all have no idea who this little mystery man is.